Adopt A Bill

As my loyal and devoted subject, you should desire to spoil Me and make sure I enjoy the best life has to offer. By adopting one or more of My monthly bills, you ensure that I have more time and money with which to pamper Myself and pursue My hobbies.

Payment buttons are provided for your convenience or you can send Me cash HERE or HERE.


Rent: $650

 Utilities: $300

Phone: $60

Internet: $150

Car: $235

Caffeine: $35