Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Digital Art

I recently started developing an interest in fractal art. I found a very cool, free program called Apophysis that allows Me to create my own pieces. Unfortunately, the most recent release of the most popular version, 7x, won't run on My laptop for some reason. (Oh, the joys of open-source.) However, there's an older version that lets Me do most of the same things, including create 3D images, which does work for Me.

Here are a couple of My first attempts. Not fabulous, but I'm learning.

Bubble

Petals

Thursday, January 1, 2015

Bitch, please...



Stupid wanker thinks he can get My attention with this? Bitch, please...My morning coffee costs more than this.

Friday, December 12, 2014

Holiday Blog Hiatus


The holidays are a busy time of year for Me. I typically travel to visit My grandparents and other family in the Midwest. I also have multiple parties to attend. Suffice it to say, I won't have time to entertain you losers with blog posts.

That doesn't mean you get to stop tributing though. Far from it! If anything, you should be sending Me even more gifts. I deserve presents and you're going to buy them for Me.

Don't worry, I've made so easy even a pathetic little worm like you can do it. Just buy something from one of My wishlists. Easy peasy. Can't decide what to get Me? I like gift cards and cold, hard cash too. Use one of the buttons on My tribute page or use My contact form to send Me codes for Amazon gift cards and Greendot MoneyPaks.

Know what else makes an awesome gift? Pay My bills. Why should I have to waste My valuable time slaving away at a mundane job? That's what you're for. Go adopt one or more of My monthly bills right now so I can focus on what's really important - ME!

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