Monday, April 28, 2014
Better yet, just turn over your cash and I'll do the rest. Reach deep into your pants and pull out that 3.5 inches of plastic. I don't care if it's Master Card or Visa. Now imagine My fingers stroking it as you click one of My tribute buttons.
That's right. Do it...do it now. Can you feel it? Click another one. Make it bigger this time. I want it and you're going to give it all to Me.
Saturday, April 5, 2014
I want to do some shopping but My Amazon balance is getting low. This is unacceptable. All My shopping slaves and wishlist bitches better send Me gift cards. Get to work, slackers!