Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Spoil your Goddess This Valentine's Day


Valentine's Day is fast approaching. Chocolate and flowers are passe. If you've been wracking your puny little brain to come up with the perfect gift for Me - and you should be - fret no more. I've made it so easy even a pathetic loser like you can manage.

Here's a link to My special Valentine's Day Wish List. I expect you to pay for express shipping to guarantee I have all of My gifts on time.

http://amzn.com/w/25U415G4AMI0A
My Valentine's Day Wish List
If all of the items on that list sell out, you can still send a gift from one of My other lists. I also accept Amazon gift cards via email.

Cuckolds, I expect you to pay for My Valentine's Day date night activities. Send Me cold, hard cash via NiteFlirt by clicking on any of the buttons on My tribute page. If you please Me, I might deign to post a photo or two from My date and allow you to live vicariously.

Get to clicking, minions. It's your sacred duty to spoil your Goddess, so hop to it. Chop, chop!

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Blogging Boredom = Live Tweeting


I haven't felt like blogging lately. I've been bored with it and just haven't been able to come up with a topic I felt warranted a full blog post. Instead, I've taken to live tweeting during some of My favorite television shows. Wine may or may not be involved in this endeavor.

If you aren't following Me on Twitter, DO IT. I'm @KirielEmber or you can use the follow button on My sidebar. I've discovered live tweeting is helping to overcome My blogging boredom and it takes less effort to think up a funny or snarky one-liner every few minutes than to sit down and focus on crafting a blog post.

Twitter is also a good way to keep up with what I'm doing on a day-to-day basis. So head over to Twitter and follow Me.