Ugh, I haven't updated this blog in ages. I like to spend as much time outside in the spring and summer as I possibly can so I just keep forgetting. Here's a small sample of what I've been up to since My last post:
I'd promise to update regularly, but I'm afraid I'd be lying. Instead, I'll just promise to try to remember to update at least once a week. But I can't guarantee I will. My time is just too valuable to waste on you losers.
Let's face it, the only way for you to get My attention is to tribute. Cash, gifts...either will work. Even then you'll be lucky to get a few minutes of My precious time, but you can always hope. Good luck. May the odds be ever in your favor.