Monday, June 30, 2014

Party On

Kiriel likes blackberry mead

Got all done up for the June birthday bash over the weekend and the rain made My hair go flat in about five minutes. Plus, it's allergy season so My eyes are all itchy. Bleh. I'm wearing My glasses instead of contacts. But I have wine. Wine makes everything better.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

How My Garden Grows





My little garden is starting to bloom. I've got zucchini, watermelon, beefsteak and Roma tomatoes, and a bunch of herbs like oregano and basil. What fresh fruits and veggies are you looking forward to this summer? Got any gardening tips?

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Still Here

Ugh, I haven't updated this blog in ages. I like to spend as much time outside in the spring and summer as I possibly can so I just keep forgetting. Here's a small sample of what I've been up to since My last post:







Honeysuckle
Wintergreen
Butterfly bush

I'd promise to update regularly, but I'm afraid I'd be lying. Instead, I'll just promise to try to remember to update at least once a week. But I can't guarantee I will. My time is just too valuable to waste on you losers.

Let's face it, the only way for you to get My attention is to tribute. Cash, gifts...either will work. Even then you'll be lucky to get a few minutes of My precious time, but you can always hope. Good luck. May the odds be ever in your favor.

💳 I Maxed Out My Boy Toy's V-Card

I recently started dating a guy who's quite a bit younger than I am. He's also never had sex before, despite being in his mid-20s....