Right now, I bet you're imagining My long nails scraping across your skin. Aren't you, piggy? Don't you wish you could feel them digging into your soft flesh or hear them tap, tap, tapping on the arm of My chair as you kneel before Me? Don't make Me laugh, you'll never get that lucky. But there are other ways to please Me.
Want the privilege of picking the color of My next manicure? Of course you do. Buy Me some nail polish from My wishlist and I'll make a special blog post just for you.
